The Realest Fakest Person

So yea I walk around claiming to be a "real girl" or whatever when in actuallity Im one of the fakest people you ever meet. I know its not something to be proud of and trust me Im not bragging, Im simply going to explain why I am this way:

Have u ever done something u wish u hadnt and u want to forget?
Well I have in fact i do it a lot and being that i want to forget about it I pretend it never happened. Therefore when im questioned about it I deny it to the max..making me a liar..which means im fake!

Have u ever denyed something because u were embarassed or because u knew the person would be mad?
Well I have and for the longest time Ive been able to live with it.
I hate for somebody I care about to be mad at me so therefore if I did something that I know somebody will get mad at i deny it..therefore making me a liar...which means im fake!!

So Im pretty sure u get my drift..Ima liar and that means Im fake.

But I lie because I do things that i dont want people to know about. Im a private person and people are just nosey. I lie to people i care about because I have a fear that if they knew the "real" me and all the things i do and have done they will be so quick to judge and not understand..

There are alot of things that I have done that people have no clue about and I want to keep it that way....

So there u go Im the fakest person you'll probably ever meet and thats the realest thing I've ever said